if there was an award for the most universal word ever spoken.

Fcuk.

the variety of emotions expressed by this single phrase is unmatched.

“what the fcuk is wrong with you?”

“fcuk my life, it’s monday again”

“holy fcuk, India won the world cup”

“fcuk me”

“fcuk it, let’s leave”

“I’m tired AF”

“okay, now can you please shut the fcuk up”

“hello fcukface, how’s it going?” – my fav

“fcuk yeah, bring it on”

“this economy is fcuked”

“fcuk around and find out”

“the movie was fcuk all”

“this performance was a fcuking disaster”

“i got fcukload of work to do, just fcuk off”

“who the fcuk knows”

“fcuking hell, its 16 degrees in Mumbai”

“what kind of fcukery is this?”

“i’ll be royally fcuked if X decides to delete this post”

there’s no mental model here.

fcuking wait, there is one.

communication is all about expressing your thoughts, language is only a means to an end.

now, get the fcuk out of here.

fin.